When God placed Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden he had
but two rules for his creations to follow. He had placed them in this
magnificent paradise, where food and nature were abundant and the world knew no
sin. Evil nor temptation nor sin existed and life would be pure bliss for the
two if they followed the only two rules that their creator gave them. In this
paradise there existed a field of herbs and called The Magical Pasture and a
tree of abundant fruit called The Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. They were
allowed to enjoy all the herbs of this land and eat all the fruits and foods
that Mother Nature offered them besides the herbs from The Magical Pasture and
the fruits from The Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. This seemed like a very
reasonable proposal when all the abundances they were allotted were taken into
account. Adam and Eve agreed to these rules and lived in perfect harmony and
bliss. That was until they encountered the serpent.
“The herbs of The Magical Pasture can take you to another
world and experience powerful visions” the serpent hissed at them. “God tells
you to stay away to limit your power and keep you from flourishing as you
should.”
Adam and Eve did not know what to make of this news. God, their
creator, loved them and could not possibly want to do them harm. On the other
hand, something about the serpent was drawing them to listen to him, and they
started to become curious about what this field had to offer them. The serpent
promised them that nobody would find out and that it would not harm them. Adam
was the stronger willed of the two, and rejected the serpent’s notion despite
the power of manipulation he had used on him. Eve followed suit in rejection;
but inside she felt a deep urge to do what the serpent had told her. The
thought of the pasture consumed her for days and she was torn on what she
should do.
One day as Adam slept, Eve crept away from their dwelling
and wandered into the garden in search of the mysterious serpent. She hissed
for him in hopes of gaining his attention. As if she was willing it to happen,
the serpent magically appeared.
“Yes my dear” he hissed at her “what do you
call me for?”
“These herbs in The Magical Pasture that you speak of, how
do I unleash the power that you say they possess?” Eve asked eagerly.
“My darling you must pick the buds off of the plants, and
then you must grind these up until they are in many tiny pieces. Then you must
roll these into a leaf off of one of the trees. Once you do this you must start
a fire and light the rolled leaf by it. Once the end is lit, put the other end
to your mouth and puff on it. You will inhale the smoke and exhale. This will
give you access to the power within.” The serpent was grinning wildly and knew
that he had convinced Eve to disobey God’s orders. He knew this herb would lead
to apathy and the loss of ambition and had even given it his own pet name of
“The Devil’s Lettuce”.
Eve disembarked with the serpent’s instructions solidified
in her mind. She followed his steps one by one, and finally smoked the herb
from The Magical Pasture. She instantly felt confused and relaxed. Everything
seemed to be in slow motion but she did not mind. She actually found it
pleasant and continued to smoke the rolled leaf until there was nothing left.
She felt as if she had never felt before, and it was at this moment that God
came to her.
“My child” he spoke to her sadly. “I forbade you from the
herbs of this field and you have disobeyed me by the works of my nemesis Satan
the serpent, who represents all the evil and sin that I wish to shield you
from.” His tone grew in anger as he progressed. He collected himself and spoke
solemnly “However I am a merciful, forgiving God and I will forgive you as you
did not eat off of Thee Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. As long as you
abstain from this act I will forgive this transgression and allow you and Adam
to continue to live in paradise in The Garden of Eden."
Eve was overjoyed at God’s mercy and felt horrible for
succumbing to wishes of Satan. Her and The Father parted ways and she went to
journey back to Adam. For a reason she couldn’t produce she started to feel an
unnatural hunger that she had never encountered before. Her body was telling
her that she needed to eat and she needed to eat now. She searched for food but
in the dark it was hard to find. In the distance she could see the shiny golden
fruit hanging from The Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil and she was instantly
drawn to their delicious glow. She forgot all about what God has just told her
and ran to the tree as fast as she could. She grabbed the fruit two at a time
and ate them savagely until her heart was content, cackling in pleasure as she
filled her insatiable appetite.
It was then that Adam showed up to the tree—awoken by a
strange sound in the night he had noticed Eve’s absence and feared the worst.
He could not believe his eyes. The pure woman he loved was betraying God’s orders
right before his eyes and appeared to be relishing in it. As much as Adam loved
God, he loved Eve just as much and wanted to understand why she would do what
she did. He sprinted to The Magical Pasture and rolled up a fatty. When he
finished smoking the blunt he felt the same relaxation and hunger that Eve had
encountered and joined her at The Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil and filled
his appetite with forbidden fruit. This enraged God beyond belief that both of
his creations had disobeyed both of his only rules. However as an all knowing
and all merciful God he knew that Eve’s first transgression led to her second;
and that Adam’s actions were done out of love to Eve. By eating the fruit they
introduced natural sin to the world and the knowledge of good and evil. However
God allowed them to remain on Earth with the condition that these herbs be restricted.
They told God that these herbs were not all bad, and that if used in the right
way could have a purpose on the Earth. God agreed and said that this herb
should be illegal for humans to use unless it has a medicinal purpose for them.
This has led to countless debate throughout the years and it can all go back to
Adam and Eve.